I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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