So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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