i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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