We won't sleep together?
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
What did we do last night that was yellow?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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