what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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