so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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