your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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