I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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