He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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