lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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