Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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