You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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