I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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