smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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