I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Randomize
