the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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