dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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