i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I need water and some morals
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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