we have officially lost it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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