your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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