My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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