trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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