Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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