I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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