there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
