Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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