he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
