So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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