just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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