you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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