This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
