do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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