I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
