Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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