She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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