If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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