Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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