Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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