Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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