i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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