i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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