There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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