If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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