So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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