Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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