"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
