just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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