there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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