Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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