so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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