He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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