better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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