So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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