How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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