Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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